greetings auburn
table tennis club -
“regular
play” – this coming monday june 7th. we may have a few less tables due to
election equipment getting set up or dropped off. remember to vote for the candidate that
promises to support table tennis.
if they meet that benchmark, they’re golden.
welcome – new this past wednesday
– sam gitchel – a grass
valley club player testing out the
tables in auburn. nice to see you sam, bring more
of those hinterland hitters with you! along those lines, nice to see micah
chavez back for rr. micah,
we will get you back into fighting form in no time.
wednesday june 2, 2010 round robin report: 3 groups of 6 players each;
no shortage of playing time, all around.
one drop out due to illness, but otherwise “all systems go.”
group 3 – bob hemming dispensed some pain, winning 15 games,
losing zero. luck of the draw, bob;
but you earn your way to table 2 next wednesday, so be on the lookout for some
rating points then. noteworthy
nights in group 3, for chuck feyh, up 62 rating points (some private
lessons you are not telling us about chuck?).
group 2 – tyler “the punisher” spesick, sent at least
3 players crying in the night, and not necessarily about losses, but
about those awful welts from his smashes, that hit people in the leg or
hand. decorum does not permit more
graphic details, but suffice to say the suggestion was made that certain
protective gear should be worn by his opponents. meanwhile, tyler swept the group with a ferocious
style that has to be seen to be appreciated.
group 1 – no clean sweeps, and lots of 3-2 matches, but for reasons we
shall chalk up to “post vacation rustiness” bill k. squeaked
by grant c. to be declared the statistical group winner.
“most improved”
– contenders for this recognition – madison k. and tyler
s. at the top of this heap.
youth before beauty, as they say.
by the way, there is a neat software function that permits you to
reverse this statistic and see who has plummeted, although it would be
discourteous to mention them by name. tempting, but discourteous. “best record”
has 4 players within a 1 percent range, so this remains an open field. you generally have to play in at least
15 round robins (occasionally reduced to 14 depending on whether we have missed
a few rr dates).
money, money, money – help, please; we ended up short this past wed. night. as you sign in, please be sure to write
down the $ amount being put in the box; if you need change, hang on until we
can make change. much
appreciated.
t-shirts – a few left.
we will bring these to the upcoming playing nights and sell the final
ones.
for wed. night, - if you will be late (after 6:45
pm), be sure to call bill at
916-275-0899 or tom at 530-613-0101 and let us know. if you reach us, we will get you on a
table.
also for wednesdays, tables permitting, if you wish to
come and hit for fun (i.e. not participate in the round robin), that is fine
and the club will charge $2 per person for that. this is on a “hit or miss”
basis.
bill
kochenderfer
and
now…
alternative news sequel
4. by john hanna
holy back swing!
there’s news floating around the club that billy tang forced patrice back
from the table and in a desperate attempt to ensure
“victoire”… patrice played an incredible return from between
his legs! there was so much back swing it sent a 100mph gust down the canyon
below via the wall. not sure how pieces of wall got embedded in the tread
of his sneakers but i guess the main thing is… nobody was electrocuted.
meanwhile, table a
saw the unexpected early return of grant connell from his trip to
arizona/new mexico.
even though he was stopped several times by local law enforcement for driving
with plates form ca which could imply he was of foreign descent (does irish
count?), he finally made it for rr. grant, you could have brought mrs. c
in instead of leaving her out in the car! anyway, i hope your
“border run” was a financial success!
this caused a stir in the
way the groups were formatted. with jh wishing he was relaxing on
the miles of inland beach in arizona
and not 100% fit, 3 groups of 6 were politically plucked from the ratings list.
yes, tom put himself up to table a. a previous email from tom suggesting
that jh would be a wuss for not playing, ensured a quick 20 points rating
increase for tom against the unwell # 1 seed (jh) who then consequently
defaulted for the rest of the evening.
after tom’s quick
start against jh, nobody else appeared to be in such a giving mood including an
11-9 loss in the fifth against bill k for the second straight week, the same
against sam seo who is destined to challenge for the club #1 spot (yeah right,
huh bill?). tom also had two 3-1 losses losing 12-10 to both grant and anson
with extremely lucky bk (getting a lot of editorial space in this report) type
edges and nets at crucial points. it would be enough to “set off”
any respected member of the club…and it did! i have been assured that any
profanities heard from tom’s direction were in no way influenced by
anyone who had earlier demonstrated some jacky chan kicking routine dubbed in
french oh la la cho chi chow!.
while anson secured two
great victories against sam and tom, sam was also demonstrating his fighting
spirit with great results against bill and tom. sam is gradually sneaking up
the ratings almost unnoticed unlike tom who appears to be going in the opposite
direction to that of his usatt rating (1900)!
the player still to beat
is our chief sportsmanship guru, bill k. the fifth game with grant was
filmed for posterity and during this game a call of “let” was heard
from 8 tables away by grant who consequently fluffed his serve. bill gallantly
allows the point to be replayed (note the point was also replayed on the other
table, too) and in a close battle of nerves, bill managed to secure a 9 -7
lead. one great rally later and bill powers the tenth point hard down
grant’s forehand,
turns to the camera,
and…..completes an emotional victory dance, arms aloft! could this
be the kiss of death? how many times have we seen grant come back from
the dead? is he actually a real
person? has anyone actually seen his bus pass yet? i have relived many
nightmares of grant coming back from 10-7 down. but this was bill’s
moment. although the jig may appear on america’s funniest most
awkward videos program, one day….it will soon be playing on you
tube! bill pulls through and takes table a. awesome bill and please note,
after constant heckling from micah, he did change his shirt.
so what is
happening on table b while bill takes charge of table a? should the club
have anticipated the events which occurred and had a wall plasterer on standby
or a dermatologist to take care of stinging balls reaching the floor via
exposed flesh? patrice and tyler
were the favorites to take table b in the newly named “room beach omaha”.
with tyler 4 for 4 and
patrice 3 for 4, patrice could still take the group from tyler in the final head to head. what a
battle! the serves, the loops, the pushing, the nets, the edges, the
lobs, the spins, the forehands, the backhands, the returns of serve, the common
courtesy shown by both players was simply…i guess this is what
happened. didn’t see any of it…. but tyler completes the whitewash of table b and
advances. woohoo.
it was a close group with
3-2 and 2-3 records from most of the players. yeah, great wins for larry,
nik and billy during the evening. tough night for mark but we all
appreciate the welcome breeze generated by his shorts.
in group c, bob
hemming powers his way to a 5-0 record and i assume this had a lot to do with
recent tips from jh (only bob can confirm this). again, it looks like micah,
doug, chuck and jp all finished with decent records and sam gitchel will surely
be back for some more competitive play and take some scalps pretty soon.
disclaimer. no vermin nesting
behind the drywall were harmed during the back swing.
mrs.
connell had food and water during her 3 hour wait in the car during rr.
bill will
not be appearing on the next “so you think you can dance” program next
season.