good boy news – by
john hanna – the alternative “club news”
so with bill k out for
another week no doubt spending time visiting big 5 sporting goods in the quest for
the holy shorts, yet another new table 1 champion emerges from the tenergy archives! yes, mr. grant connell who floats
like a butterfly and stings like a bee!
first of all kudos to bh. i use his initials as apparently the attc is being
measured up for a new custom made driveway each time he shows up! the
fact that he always has his tt equipment with him and deodorant tells me he is
hooked on this sport and took a game off most of the table one regulars on
wednesday night.
great job bob
h…oops, that was close! sorry mr. hemmings!
yikes! i hope your wife does not read this!
er. ok. fred continues to impress and takes the first game off
kumar ayaraman who appears to playing more tennis
than table tennis. kumar! it’s 100
degrees out there. it’s 70 degrees at the
center! this is not rocket science! hello? see you again every
week, no excuses
fred myers. fred
myers. no, not a double word to be deleted via spell check.
fred myers! he’s looking sleek and if he does not win the most improved
player award during the next six months, i will shave my head (and
bob’s)!
larry scott continues to
risk all with his serves tightly down the line. i hear that only anson
managed to fight off the human robot who surely must be on his way to 1500 plus
sooner or later. larry, easy boy…i cannot afford to lose any more points,
50 at a time!
anson’s prize will
be a match with jz who should be here on wednesday to deliver my newly “rubbered” blade. yes, he is personally
delivering it to me! oh what respect!
for those who have not
heard the news from sactt rr. yours truly, demolished
jz for yet another giant killing act. who’s next? trevor runyan? anyone who wears his name on his shirt will
be fine with me!
i hear a rumor that tyler may consider losing
his penholder style soon! i think that’s a great idea!
if you also decide to cut your hair too, i know some cute cosmetologists at mti college
who would be eager to get their hands on you! (er
sorry tom, not sure if tyler
is 18 yet)! they do my hair! (er did).
so, who i have
forgotten? laszlo. take this as a
compliment old boy, if you keep losing points you won’t be able to drive
anymore of your flashing cross court forehands past my chipped rapid carbon
blade anymore. that’s a huge relief for me…it’s
bad enough with tom flashing his backhands wide down my forehand!
eric! nice to see you. was that a moonwalk i saw when you
were changing ends against fred myers? remember, i can get mj’s autograph for you, anytime!
i should not give joe b a
hard time as he was close to an upset with me. well played joe. don’t
forget your shorts next time. we like to follow the usatt rules!
and welcome to devin forsey. i have already played devin in folsom a
couple of times and my guess is that he will be winning some more points
soon. however, lose the pimps and i will practice with you more!
ps i have ordered a dozen orange t-shirts with the slogan “ i beat
jz”
they are $19.99 and will
increase in price each year until one is ordered. after 10 years they
will be donated to a thrift store.
‘i beat jt (james therriault) (twice)” available to special order.
hello
auburn table tennis members from far and wide -
tournament time - sacramento
will be putting on a two star usatt tournament – august 22nd. link from our website for an entry
form! entries due by august 14th. this tournament will be conducted at the
folsom sports complex, where jz’s folsom club
convenes sundays and thursdays. an
easy drive from auburn (and roseville), so this may be the opportunity
you are looking for to find out what a tournament is like. want more information? ask any of our members who have played
at these and other tournaments over the years.
july 15 round robin – thank you tom for covering the rr duties
again; i am back on the job july 22.
meanwhile, congratulations grant connell, administering a whipping to
those higher ranked players thinking of resting on their laurels. congratulations to anson k. as
well. group 3 – nobody could
decide who was in charge there, with kumar, eric, and devin forsey
all posting 3-1 records. devin,
welcome and plan on a return visit or two, to settle this score.
for
wednesdays - if you think
you will be late for the round robin (i.e. after 7 p.m),
please call tom (530) 613-0101 or
bill (916) 275-0899. if you reach us,
we will put you on a table.
notable
quotable: “good boy.” (jh).
bill
kochenderfer